Pee and Fire

Yep, that about sums up my morning.

Mornings are still a tad hectic, now that the trips are in preschool. I still don’t have a good flow to get us all out of the house seamlessly. There has always been some sort of unexpected event that throws me off my game no matter how much I organize things the night before.

This morning was no different.

We were going about our routine as normal.
Bathroom
Breakfast
Clothes

As the kids were taking their turn in the bathroom, I started breakfast. (Started breakfast as in getting the Pop Tarts ready to warm).

If you eat Pop Tarts – here is a tidbit for you. You can stack 4 pop tarts and wrap them in a paper towel. Then Microwave them for 7 seconds. The temp. is perfect to eat right then. Forget the toaster!

The next thing I hear is Wade telling me he peed on the floor in the bathroom. Great.
I grab a roll of paper towels, and my Clorox cleanup, leaving the 3 Tasmanian devils, and tweedy bird sitting at the table. I told them to wait a minute, then I would fix their breakfast.

Oh good grief – Wade peed on the floor alright! In fact, I’m wondering if he got any pee in the toilet at all.

So I start cleaning up the mess. I don’t know how long I was in there – there was a lot of pee. But it had to be a while. The next thing I notice is a strange smell. Fantastic.

I rush to the kitchen and see this white smoke rolling out of the microwave. It had filled the kitchen as well.
I quickly stop the microwave from running and look inside to make sure no metal utensils were placed inside.

Honestly, at this point I wasn’t sure what I would find inside, and I was relieved to only see the pop tarts ( if you could call them that anymore).

Of course I followed up this crisis with “WHO DID THIS?”

“Wade” replied 2 little voices.

That’s my boy. In fact, I have started a category on the right sidebar titled Hurricane Wade. There are enough instances that he deserves is own group. I’m so proud.